I Can't Blog

It's too hard to type while holding a frozen bag of green beans in my left hand.

And I can't let go of the frozen bag of green beans.

Even if they start dripping green bean juice on me.

That is what happens when you pick up your fully heated curling iron from the wrong end, and don't have any ice but do have 5 bags of frozen green beans chilling in your freezer.

You can't blog.