My hair is really impressive in this weather. Even though I weigh it down with three pounds of conditioner, it still manages to stick up like I rubbed a balloon against my head--a look that motorcycle riders from the 80s would totally envy.
And my skin, I hear alligator scales are completely trendy nowadays.
But my absolute favorite part about this weather, is feeling cold.
I just love it. The cold.
We're like besties--besties that should really be separated by different hemispheres.
Dear Cold,
Please go back to Antartica.
I'll call you.
Sincerely,
Alec
May I remind you that you are currently living in Arizona (a desert).
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