Please disregard that last post.
I was brainstorming. For this project I'm working on.
And I was brainstorming on my blog because, frankly, I'm sick of looking at Microsoft Word documents.
(Just FYI, Word is like the most judgmental program on the planet. Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 2nd grade. Passive sentences: 105%. Word Count: 10. Thank you, Microsoft, as if I didn't already understand this paper is highly inadequate.)
Anyway, I pressed enter one too many times, and all the sudden my incoherent nonsense was posted on the internet.
And I did not mean to announce to the world in such an uncensored way that if I was ever handed a gun I would probably (accidentally) shoot myself.
(...That's embarrassing.)
It's not like I've never shot a gun before.
I'm just saying, if left unsupervised, the combination of me and a BB gun could be very dangerous.
And yes, Mrs. Parker, I would probably shoot my eye out.
I will no longer be using unpublished blog posts for the purpose of brainstorming.
Thank you and have a good afternoon.
Hahaha....actually, I think that last post was fantastically complete. A hunting dog is really the only good thing about hunting. Oh, and eating the animals afterward. The actual murder part isn't that great. Usually.
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