Monday, January 11, 2010

Stuck in Traffic

So, I'm going to cheat the system and drive in the carpool lane.

By:

- Purchasing a life size barbie doll.
"Oh, sorry officer. I thought she was real..."


- Feigning schizophrenia.
"What do you mean there's no one there?"


- Picking up hitch hikers and offering to take them wherever they need to go, and subsequently dropping them off in Phoenix.
"Hi, my name is Alec. What's yours?"


- Buying a car seat and a water baby.
"Hush little baby don't say a word."


- Meeting a friend who likes Phoenix and NPR.
No dialogue. Just awkward silence.





1 comment:

  1. My vote is "Move away from Phoenix".

    There are a lot of places in the world where carpool lanes not only don't exist but wouldn't even be useful.

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