By:
- Purchasing a life size barbie doll.
"Oh, sorry officer. I thought she was real..."
- Feigning schizophrenia.
"What do you mean there's no one there?"
- Picking up hitch hikers and offering to take them wherever they need to go, and subsequently dropping them off in Phoenix.
"Hi, my name is Alec. What's yours?"
- Buying a car seat and a water baby.
"Hush little baby don't say a word."
- Meeting a friend who likes Phoenix and NPR.
No dialogue. Just awkward silence.
My vote is "Move away from Phoenix".
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of places in the world where carpool lanes not only don't exist but wouldn't even be useful.